Tight clothes wearing metrosexual FC Porto thugs have robbed Cristiano Ronaldo’s Madeira CR7 store.
The robbery occurred at 11:45 AM yesterday morning as three individuals, who appeared to be affiliated with an FC Porto fan group entered the shop and asked for several items. The men then filled the their backpacks with several high ticket articles and left the store. During the process the men directed insults toward the Manchester United player whose eliminated the FC Porto from the UEFA Champions League and the shop manager – Ronaldo’s sister Elma.
Around the 2:00 PM a second attempt to rob the shop was made by more of than 10 individuals. However, it was prevented by the local police.
The metrosexual menaces who exacted the first robbery were later arrested and are now awaiting trial. All of the stolen CR7 gear was returned to the store.
Here’s a video from Portugese TV showing security camera footage of the robbery. It includes an interview with a visibly upset Elma.